shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti


meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son



scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves




analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

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They have arrived….



buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 



tommilsom:

this yahoo takeover is bad news

all your posts are already starting to suck more


peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i started a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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